Religion

Religions are Lies – Masters of Deception

Abortion

Abortions were once primarily a Catholic issue in America when it came to abortion. The others kind of seemed to support choice before it was called “choice” in a free market country with the freest people in the history of free, by the way.

Then, there was dissent and finally, a gradual squeezing out of Roe v. Wade and Choice wasn’t a good choice for a while.

There are lobbyists in the anti-abortion industry and there are a great many people who know it is murder, but they also know that it is also a great sacrifice of one life for another.

Pragmatically, eventually, after the fear of a Christian God was eradicated by the theology of the Morgan Church of the Almighty Dollar, whose wealthy priesthood replaced all others, abortion came out from the dingiest most unhygienic places and entered the free market, which, unfortunately, was the worst place for it.

Abortion in the United States

Kirk Cameron on Abortion 

George Carlin: Pro Life, Abortion, And The Sanctity Of Life

Christianity

A religion that slowly morphed over centuries from the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth to the worship of the God of Wealth and his wife, The Queen of Money. After the death of Jesus, things were okay, stable even for a while but soon, like the time just after the Holy Founding Fathers of America 1.0 had died and there was no one to go to to ask the essential unanswered questions, the path of Christianity became less straight and true.

Without rational minds to try the cases, over a long period of time, a great deal of blood was shed in absolutely disgusting ways. Money was harder to track in early Christendom, but by the time Protestants split off to have a different go at it, the Catholic Church had been getting rich. Like healthcare in America around 2016, paying for heaven was a privilege, not a right and the privileged paid dearly to become right. Hell, they even greased the palms of the infallible Pope and manage to eliminate the Sin of Usery, up charging for the time value of money which is a sin because Christians don’t own time to sell, they borrow it. Only God owns time. The logic held into the Middle Ages and there are landmarks, the magnificent cathedrals in all their splendor.

Schism and a technology boom and the Churches, though they couldn’t get along, became even richer and there were mergers and acquisitions and investment opportunities until Christ was about obtaining the vast wealth required to fund life everlasting on earth as it is in heaven in the location or locations of your choice. Then the capital really started rolling in, the one true Almighty Dollar Churches had a seat at Great Hall of Wealth and Worth with the big boys, the Magnates of Industry.

 

If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ in color for a full hour , there would be a considerable number of stations which would decline to carry it on the grounds that a Western or a quiz show would be more profitable.” E.R. Murrow 1950s

“The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried.”G. K. Chesterton

“Who does not see that the same authority which can establish Christianity, in exclusion of all other religions, may establish with the same ease any particular sect of Christians, in exclusion of all other sects?” J. Madison

“Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as ever you can.” J. Wesley

“I hope I live to see the day, when, as in the early days of our country, we won’t have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again, and Christians will be running them.” Jerry Falwell, Evangelical Fundamentalist and founding pastor of the Thomas Road Baptist Church

“The so-called ‘wall of separation’ between church and state is a liberal fabrication to try to put churches out of a place of influence in political life.”  Bob Jones III, President of Bob Junes University

“We must have an autocratic theocracy to rule the world. So we cannot separate the political field from the religious. My dream is to organize a Christian political party indluding the Protestant denominations, Catholic, and all religious sects. We can ebrace the religious world in one arm and the political world in the other”  Reverend Sun Myung Moon, owner, Washington Time and head of the Unification Church

“There is no way that government can operate successfully unless led by godly men and women under the laws of the God of Jacob.” Pentacostal Reverend Pat Robertson, founder of the Christian Coalition

“The Republican Party of Lincoln has become a party of theocracy.” Congressman Christopher Shays

“By a series of recent initiatives, Republicans have transformed our party into the political arm of Conservative Christians. The elements of this transformation have included a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage, opposition to stem cell research involving both frozen embryos and human cells in petri dishes, and the extraordinary effort to keep Terri Schiavo hooked up to a feeding tube.” Episcopal minister and former Republican Senator, John Danforth, 2005

Capitalism is Anti-Christian

Christmas

The four holiest days in the Morgan religion. Once commemorating the birth of Jesus of Nazareth, Christmases are staged as a quarterly sales events. In the late fall buying season, Autumnal Christmas replaces Halloween and is celebrated on the last day of October . As are all Morgan high holy shopping days, this is an intense commercial gift giving season.

In late summer, another traditionally slow economic time Labor Day Christmas is celebrated. During this period, corporate sponsored arts and crafts fairs help reduce retail inventory and increase employment while providing the rebirth of the economy.

In Springtime, Easter gift giving marks the end of the quarter as well as very competitive, professional egg hunts and a national chocolate orgy that has proven incredibly profitable.

And finally, in the last week of the second quarter, on what was determined was the birth day of Jesus and in combination with an old Jewish gift giving festival, Chrisnukkah is celebrated.

In antiquity, Christmas was a simple celebration that concentrated on giving. Today, with the great pressure to live creating a Capitalist utopia, consumers give thanks by celebrating economic gifting contests as well as formal gift theft parties where the win is based on value. In more traditional circles there is a formal exchange of greeting cards that has allowed America’s greeting card industry to survive through tough, unsentimental times.

During these quarterly holidays, it is not unusual to see overpriced displays of exotic decorations including trees, lights, garlands, mistletoe, popular children’s icons, and popular celebrity endorsements. The crèche can be a display of devotion traditionally placed under the tree and includes the logo of the Christ child who is credited with beginning our economic religion, a group of figures that represent the financial interests of the time, and a fashionably elaborate display of credit cards logos that represent the sacrifice that keeps on giving and keeps our economy strong and growing.

Once upon a time, a child dreamed of Santa Claus, a popular mythological figure associated with gift giving. Today that role has been outsourced to large private shipping corporations who deliver the requisite packages by truck to children staring wide-eyed in wonder as they begin to appreciate America’s great economic canons.

The Christmas holiday seasons mark a critical point for the economy— macro and micro. Based on the results of sales during these events, for the retail business process supply chain, success during the Chrisnukkahs or Christmases is essential to annual performance and this greatly effects eternal life and death.

Do They Know It’s Christmas?

 

What Christmas is All About (A Charlie Brown Christmas)

 

Happy Christmas (The War is Over) John Lennon

Coalition of Christians

The very best part of America’s First Republic, the part that was saved and then improved upon by the Second Republic was the part played by the Coalition of Christians.

Once the U.S. Supreme Court determined that America’s Holy Framers of our unerring Constitution intended for National Corporations to be people, it was the Coalition that first recognized God’s future and built for it. For the first time since Jesus, people could be ongoing concerns, they could live forever!

With the Supreme Court decision, Corporate and Church interests became one. Now that corporate persons were eternal, surely individual humans were next. And verily it came to pass as health care grew to be too expensive and only the rich could afford the new, exciting patented life extending scientific and medical breakthroughs that were available. But individuals required great estates in order to fund access to these forever breakthroughs. Faith was critical, as always, but wealth alone was the only limitation to everlasting life, to dining with God at his home or yours on earth.

At first, the Christian community balked at and called it an affront, sacrilege, and the devil’s work but never dying has such great allure that once the Southern Corporate Coalition of Christians announced in favor of Heaven on Earth, they invested in forever communities with infinite duration adjustable rate mortgages at very low rates, the race to wealth and forever was on.

All knew that resources would eventually be limited, that is the burden of forever. To resolve this, certain criteria were made law and in America, what criterion is more valid than wealth and thus wealth legally defended meant life forever to those who could afford it.

To reduce the burn rate of existing resources, many Coalition preachers earned great incomes paid from Coalition of Christian Churches coffers to form congregations in opposition to forever on earth. A great many congregants, however contrite and holy, would never achieve the financial goals needed to qualify.

Thus these churches became the final distribution and elimination points under Circle of Life Laws passed to extend natural resources for ever and ever.

What Heaven’s Like

“All say, ‘How hard it is that we have to die’ – a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.” Mark Twain

“The idea is to die young as late as possible.” Ashley Montagu

“Death is a delightful hiding place for weary men.” Herodotus

“When you mix religion and politics, you get politics; When you mix religion and finance, you get greed. For its own sake and that of its followers, religion should have fought to remain separate from the corrupting world. It didn’t and it was too weak to survive.” Berne Thau on the Morgan Church

Consciousness

Refers to the relationship between the mine and the world with which it interacts. Subjectivity, awareness and the ability to experience to feel, to empathize, having a sense of selfhood.

Consciousness was a major breakthrough in the development of artificial intelligence but having no other functional use in our society, it is no longer taught.

Contraception

Was it worth a country to win this argument? Prior to the end of the First Republic, as the religious right and aging Baby Boomers began to contemplate God more seriously in their day to day life, American politics shifted to a battle for his approval and the denial of his existence or at least influence. The political quagmire that created accelerated the decline of the Republic.

An Exercise in Fertility – Rachel Maddow

God Spot

A tiny locus of nerve cells in the frontal lobe of the human brain that is activated during the religious experience.

Neurotheology and Spiritual Neuroscience are sciences that study the correlation of neural phenomena that create subjective experiences of traditional spirituality categorized as real and intimate encounters with the presence of one’s God.

Control of the God Spot was sought for more than a century by all the world’s religion and many of the great marketing corporations but the synthetic occurrence of spirituality could not be replicated until 2027 when Division IV Doritos National Football Champion Drexel University’s famed Powelton Village Laboratory isolated not only the sequence but the chemical recipe and the critical infarction point that initiates true hosannas for the God of Man into every individual’s life.

The Pharma Division of the Morgan Church bid successfully to distribute Satan’s Prophylactics (as these products were branded by U.S. ANGS, LLC. in a joint venture with the Southern Christian Convention that helped fund the research for a significant share of the profits).

The Church subsidizes the daily doses of Satan’s Prophylactics and U.S. ANGS distributes them in monthly packets much like contraception of old for women of child-bearing years and they charge a monthly national subscription price.

The profit from this Holy Joint Venture has funded a great national Christian Mega-Church building program that has been credited with reducing America’s white unemployment by a third and having saved the souls and lives of over half of white uneducated and unemployed America.

The excess capacity created by the brilliant new edifices constructed from the profits of God Spot control was used to eliminate a great many of America’s public school systems, replacing them with the superior education by well-financed Christian private schools that have become famous for delivering life-saving education while allowing the government to downsize. Concurrently, the private, charter schools eliminated selfish and unproductive teachers’ unions.

Because tuition rates for these private schools have been guaranteed not exceed those of the very best private school’s in the country, in the years following the build out, there was no valid excuse for attending a good Christian School and those who refused lived to regret it. America’s great economic problem that history calls the Wasters wasn’t solved until the Circle of Life became the law of the land years later.

“God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.” Voltaire

“If triangles had a God, He’d have three sides.” Yiddish Proverb

Banana – An Atheist’s Worst Nightmare…

Halloween

Has roots in a Celtic festival Halloween was a Christian holy day that has been renamed Autumnal Christmas. Most of the Halloween traditions, costumes, Satanic worship, etc.. have been retained but a more intense gift-receiving ceremony has been incorporated in order to improve commercial sales during the first fiscal quarter of the Nation’s business year.

Halloween History

Hinduism

The predominant religious tradition of the Indian subcontinent. Hinduism is often referred to as the eternal law by its adherents. Hinduism includes yogic traditions and a wide spectrum of “daily morality” based on the notion of karma and societal norms such as Hindu marriage customs. Prominent themes in Hindu beliefs include (but are not restricted to), Dharma (ethics/duties), Samsara (The continuing cycle of birth, life, death and rebirth), Karma (action and subsequent reaction), Moksha (liberation from samsara), and the various Yogas (paths or practices).

Islam

The religion articulated by the Qur’an another book considered by its adherents to be the verbatim word of the single incomparable God (Arabic: Allah) and by the Islamic prophet Muhammad’s demonstrations and real-life examples. (In the old days, apparently, God gave a large number of personal interviews for books.)

As to the basics: The word Islam translates as peace. Other meanings include submission, or the total surrender of oneself to God, and peace acquired by submission to the will of God. This plus a law that prohibits the charging of interest on business transactions should have made Muslims poor businessmen and capitalists but true religion wins out and they found ways to interpret the Qur’an that provides the permission to imitate Capitalism’s best practices.

Muslims regard their religion as the completed and universal version of a monotheistic faith revealed at many times and places prior, including, notably, to the prophets Abraham, Moses, and Jesus both in the Middle East and in America.

After the First Republic ended, there was great resistance to the Morgan Church among Muslims but actual everlasting life as opposed to the promise of it and living forever on earth as opposed to in some Paradise turned out to be the deal breaker as mullahs refused to modify their brand and continued to dither in the past.

Judaism

A set of beliefs and practices originating in the Hebrew Bible and explored and explained in later texts such as the Talmud. Jews consider Judaism to be the expression of the covenantal relationship God developed with the Children of Israel before they were a great military power.

In the millennia that Jews lived in Europe, the Ottoman Empire, and elsewhere as outcasts without a homeland, governments allowed them few commercial opportunities so a great many Jews became involved in the financial markets of the time which were prohibited to devout Christians and Muslims.

For that reason, and because God is financial by nature, the Jews were among the first to explore the capitalist theological agenda. Their comfort with finance is also the reason why, second to Baptists and Mormons, Jews were early supporters of and converters to the Morgan Church of the Almighty Dollar.

LDS Church

Mormons are a religious and cultural movement beginning with the visions of Joseph Smith in upstate New York during the 1820s. After Smith’s death in 1844, the Mormons followed Brigham Young to Utah. A vast majority of Mormons are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church).

During the 19th century, Mormons openly practiced plural marriage, a form of religious polygamy. Though polygamy is legal today, only the wealthiest Morgans are perfecting it.

Mormons dedicate large amounts of their time and resources to keeping their church profitable. To accomplish this, many young Mormons choose to serve a full-time proselytizing mission. This business/theological activity provided easy conformance to Morgan Church funding requirements and made the conversion to the Morgan Church and Stock Exchange simpler than for most other Christian Churches.

In the days of the First Republic, Mormons had a serious lifestyle that eschewed alcoholic beverages, tobacco, coffee, tea, and other addictive substances but this was eliminated once they joined the more people friendly Morgan Church. Living in Utah, Mormons tended to be very family-oriented, with strong connections across generations and with extended family. Since the time of the Great Downsizing that came with the Second Republic’s Circle of Life laws, relations like this are no longer possible and extended families are the exception rather than the rule.

Mormons still retain a strict chastity law requiring abstention from sexual relations outside of marriage(s) and strict fidelity within marriage(s). The Morgan Church doesn’t require this as its theology is basically whatever you can afford is moral.

Now Morgan and fully Christian, Mormons once had to self-identify as Christian because some of their beliefs differed from mainstream Christianity. Mormons believed in the Bible, as well as other books of scripture, but added the unique and idiosyncratic Book of Mormon to the Gospel inventory

Mormons also have a unique view of cosmology. They believe that all people are spirit-children of God and that Christ’s church was restored in America in the 1820s through Joseph Smith. They also believed in baptism after death but since death is avoidable, that is no longer an issue.

Mormons were guided by living prophets and apostles whereas today, Morgan financial advisers do quite nicely. Central to the Mormon faith was the belief that God spoke to his children and answered their prayers.

Today, faith in Morgan has members working hard to earn the high valued estates that will fund forever when all Capitalists walk with God on earth if need be.

The Morgan-Morman Connection

What Mormons Believe

Banned Mormon Cartoon – Extended Version

Messiah

A permanent fixture In the Marketing Hall of Fame, the concept of a Messiah stands as one of the great breakthroughs of all time…

“I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. The materialism of affluent Christian countries appears to contradict the claims of Jesus Christ that say it’s not possible to worship both with Mammon and God at the same time” M. K. Gandhi

Morgan Christianity

A Christian religion reformed by Saint Thomas Morgan, formerly Secretary of the Treasury under President Andrew Crelli. Morgan is the natural evolution of Christianity and Capitalism updated for modern American needs and it emphasizes the true value of money and productivity in God’s Holy Order and the Lord’s desire that mankind live forever, a wealthy, everlasting life at an ever-appreciating location of ones choosing.

Morgan puts few constraints on mankind but the most important is a member must have an unwavering belief in Capitalism in the name of Christ and the remorseless single-mindedness to pursue wealth that only true faith can sustain.

It is God’s Will that the religious-economic fervor of true free market Christian-Capitalism allows Morgan followers to fund the medical treatments and technological breakthroughs that will allow human kind to evolve financially and physcially in order to live forever and ultimately to become gods themselves.

At its beginning, Morgan was a religion that attracted large corporate shareholders but since most small businesses depend on big business for their survival, soon smaller corporations and “S” corps of every size seized the faith.

The Great Awakening occurred during the time of the Great Re-engineering of America that coincided with the earliest nationwide business downsizings due to the recessions of the late 20th and early 21st century. But it wasn’t until the 2030s when Andrew Crelli was President and his Entrepreneur Party controlled Congress that the real work was done.

It was during this time that true Conservative Liquidation Theory replaced Government support and Keynesian economics and America was redeemed. The Crelli Government became more and more insensitive to the business cycle, allowing the normal flow of wealth and poverty to separate the good and the poor. With regular people no longer employed, everyone needed a strong economic belief to see them through the difficult times.

Secretary of the Treasury, Tom Morgan, the founder of Morgan, saw the benefits to Economic man and marketed his theology intensely, borrowing extensively from the Christian development playbook until by the mid 21st century, Morgan was the largest religion in the United States with virtually 100% of Corporate Officers and Board members, politicians, judges, and government officials, local and federal, subscribing to it.

Christopher Hitchens – Why Christianity Fails, Part 1

Christopher Hitchens – Why Christianity Fails, Part 2

Homily: The Holy Name of Jesus

The Creed 4

“Backward and forward, eternity is the same; already we have been the nothing we dread to be.” H. Melville

Orthopraxy

This is a little-known term derived from Greek meaning “correct action/activity”. It is a belief that places emphasis on conduct, both ethical and liturgical, as opposed to faith or grace or well-being or money. It contrasts with orthodoxy which emphasizes a correct belief with more use of rituals.

Typically, traditional or folk religions (paganism, animism) are more concerned with orthopraxy than orthodoxy, and some argue that equating the term “faith” with “religion” presents a Christian-biased notion of what the primary characteristic of religion is.

We need to be the change we wish to see in the world.” M. K. Gandhi

Reason

Refers to the capacity human beings have to make sense of things, to establish and verify facts, and to change or justify practices, institutions, and beliefs. It is closely associated with such characteristically human activities as philosophy, science, language, mathematics, and art, and is normally considered to be a definitive characteristic of human nature.

It is one of the ways thinking goes from one idea to a related idea. How people think about cause and effect, truth and falsehood, and what is good or bad, profitable or unprofitable

Deductive and Inductive Reasoning

Religion

A system of human thought which usually includes a set of narratives, symbols, beliefs, and practices that give meaning to the practitioner’s experiences of life through reference to a higher power, deity or deities, or ultimate truth. Religion is sometimes used interchangeably with “faith” or “belief system,” but it is more socially defined than personal convictions, and it entails specific behaviors, respectively.

More important, Religion is what makes Conducers fight for that extra shekel. And that makes all the difference in interpersonal relationships.

“In a Debtor Nation, God and Lenders are King.” B. Thau

“To you I’m an atheist; to God I’m the loyal opposition.” W. Allen

“Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.” K. Marx

“Religion enables us to ignore nothingness and get on with the jobs of life.” J. Updike

“If I were personally to define religion, I would say that it is a bandage that man has invented to protect his soul made bloody by circumstances.” T. Dreiser

“When John F. Kennedy made his famous speech that the Vatican would not tell him what to do, evangelicals and Southern Baptists breathed a sigh of relief. But today, evangelicals and Southern Baptists are hoping that the Vatican will tell Catholic politicians what to do.” Gary Bauer, spokesperson for Religious Right

“God is using me all the time, everywhere, to stand up for a biblical world view in everything that I do and everywhere I am. He is training me.” Tom DeLay, former Republican majority leader.

The History of Five Religions

Science

From the Latin, meaning knowledge. In its broadest sense, it is any systematic knowledge-base or prescriptive practice that is capable of resulting in a prediction or predictable type of outcome.

Science may refer to a highly skilled technique or practice. In its more restricted contemporary sense, science is a system of acquiring knowledge based on scientific method, and to the organized body of knowledge gained through such research.

Neal de Grasse Tyson on Science and Religion

The Official Assumption Song

Secular Humanism

A humanist philosophy that espouses reason, ethics, and justice and specifically rejects the supernatural and religious dogma as the basis of morality and decision-making.

Like other types of humanism, secular humanism is a life-stance that focuses on the way human beings can lead good, happy and functional lives without the faith and protocol of religion. Once a rising movement in the transition to Morgan, the earliest converts to Morgan were Secular Humanists and Mormons (due to profit motive) although those of true faith (Christian, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, et al.) quickly adapted and followed.

The Known Universe by AMNH

The Baloney Detection Kit